Sometimes a girl just needs a good banana joke -- Pt II

There is nothing like a good banana joke. And this is NOTHING like a good banana joke:

"Knock Knock"

"who's there?"

"Banana Peel"

"banana peel who?"

"Banana Peel in your butt!!"

"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

(As I said to Max over the phone between gulps of sweet, sweet wine) If you listen to the joke about 40 more times [in the car, driving between practices, coupled with the DEMAND to respond at each requisite interval] with such classic punch-line variations as: "... on your butt"; "... up your butt" and "...on your head", it actually does start to become a little funny. In a jam-a-fork-in-your-own-eye kind of way.