Oh, yeah. They totally want one.
The Boy is a little more "uh, yeah, there's only room for ONE baby in this house, muthafukka" The smile is totally fake.
[Thanks to our special friends, BA Berg & Co for supplying the beautiful little prop - and causing me just a teensy bit of "just one more!!" Just a teensy bit. It went away. They have two boys also, one two weeks apart from Stewie, the other two years older. They came for brunch last week]
So what do YOU want that mom says "FUCK, NO!" to?
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I love the look on the boy's face. He's like "OH HELL NO."
ReplyDeleteI want chickens. For real. Mike says no.
Wishing for a billion dollars, a month at mauna kea, some 1970s mumus, a pool, a hot tub, a baby, a nanny, a prius, constant mindblowing sex
ReplyDeleteps I can't take credit for that at all. My friend Rebecca wrote it months ago and it's been stuck in my head because OMG it's genius. And so I post it here giving her full credit because it's like she read my fucking mind. Except for the mumus. I am not sure how I feel about the mumus.
My old pick-up truck back. Husband says it isn't "practical" with 3 kids in carseats. "Not enough room" for all their stuff. Who make him the fucking Un-Fun Police? I never said anything about "practical" I said SEXY. I don't need room in the backseat for anything but playing Ride'm Cowgirl.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Lam will be totally jealous when she finds out the kids have cuddled the Wee One and he hasn't yet. :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm... a boob lift... just kidding... well, maybe just a little bit.