I was about 12 when I created my first Venn diagram (that I remember). I didn't realize that that's what I'd done, nor did I (shocking Nerdlinger admission) actually *draw* it out.
I was in the bathroom, probably sitting on the toilet (though that point is not particularly relevant). I was playing with the plunger (remember, 12) when I stuck it to the floor & pulled.
Up popped a floor tile.
"dammit!"
OK, I might not have cursed, but it was entirely possible - and possibly, you know, worse, as I'm pretty sure I've been a potty-mouth since I could talk. If I did, I *might* have been smart enough to keep it under my breath (but no guarantees).
"DAMMIT!!" Because I suddenly realized the following Reasons I Am Busted:
"dammit!"
OK, I might not have cursed, but it was entirely possible - and possibly, you know, worse, as I'm pretty sure I've been a potty-mouth since I could talk. If I did, I *might* have been smart enough to keep it under my breath (but no guarantees).
"DAMMIT!!" Because I suddenly realized the following Reasons I Am Busted:
(Thank you, thank you. Yes, it's good to be back. OK OK, put down that rake, violence will solve nothing)
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Awesome PowerPoint skills there.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my graph? And at the rate it's taking you I might upgrade my demands to a flowchart. PS Welcome back
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny! I miss your blog!
ReplyDeleteyou know, since i read this last night, i have had it in my brain that the venn diagram had something to do with the plunger.
ReplyDeleteinstead of the ACTUAL DIAGRAM you posted.
my stupidity amazes even me sometimes.
I adore venn diagrams! What a lovely and perfect way to make your comeback. I expect to see more, my dear! xo
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