Oh the humanity! She forces him to sit there watching all manners of evil villains doing battle in the most blood-thirsty ways!
Is it safe yet? NOOOO!
Wait... is that popcorn?
What are the unspeakable horrors this "mom" is exposing such innocent youth to?
That's right. Rudolph.
Here he is, desensitized (tonight he even had a meltdown because the girls wanted to watch "Here Comes Santa Claus" and he wanted to watch Rudolph!)
Say what you like about Evil Mom (or as he periodically spouts from the Time-Out Corner: "Bad Mommy!"), but it's not like she made him watch the updated version!
Have a Merry Freakin' Christmas!!